I knew a guy once that accidentally called the breathalyzer a blow job (he was drunk not gay - or so he said)and offered the cop one. The cop looked horrified and told him to get lost.
LOL HAHAHAHAHA These are hilarious! Man, I love drunk people. I have a friend that started talking about saving whales and how we should just pick up all the whales and put them in giant fish tanks. Then he turned to this other girl and said that we should put her in a big fish tank :D
I knew a guy once that accidentally called the breathalyzer a blow job (he was drunk not gay - or so he said)and offered the cop one. The cop looked horrified and told him to get lost.
ReplyDeleteI love drunken shenanigans!
ReplyDeletehaha... the old drunkard had me rollin'. too funny.
ReplyDelete@buckaroo wait, so did he get out of a ticket? or did he still get fucked on haha
ReplyDeleteAll they had to do is scratch the poor guys nuts..
ReplyDeletehahaha, awesome videos
ReplyDeleteLOL HAHAHAHAHA These are hilarious! Man, I love drunk people. I have a friend that started talking about saving whales and how we should just pick up all the whales and put them in giant fish tanks. Then he turned to this other girl and said that we should put her in a big fish tank :D
ReplyDeletelol, drunk people xD
ReplyDeletethis is way you should smoke weed
The old Polish/Russian guy is fun.
ReplyDeletethese videos make me want to drink...
ReplyDeletedon't drink and drive kids.
ReplyDeletejesus christ
ReplyDeleteFunny shit
ReplyDeletedude dui's are no fun
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday
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